Stabford Deathrage

Adrian Paul, Richard Grieco, and some other folks try to survive on a hostile planet in this dreadful Asylum film. As a spacecraft shoots laser beams at a city, people frantically try to board a spaceship as the spaceship says, "For your…

A baron burned at the stake in 1661 returns to life in 1961, reincarnating as a brain-sucking monster in this Mexican horror film. Hooded guys from the Inquisition accuse a baron of 'practicing witchcraft and necromancy in a clumsy…

After a cast member from Baywatch fracks Los Angeles, the city is threatened by unconvincing earthquakes in this dreadful adventure film. As miners do some activities vaguely reminiscent of fracking, they utter the phrases, "Move it!",…

A shark mutated by garbage goes on a rampage at an underwater research facility in this Asylum horror film. Some not-especially-important-to-the plot sexytime in a tent is intercut with unconvincing volleyball, then a guy challenges a woman…

Ten women traveling on business find themselves in a vacant, supposedly haunted mansion on Spektor Island in the early 1970s, and no one is who they seem they are. Trapped in an empty house with a full wine cellar, the last ferry has gone…