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NETFLIX NASTIES: 10.0 Earthquake

After a cast member from Baywatch fracks Los Angeles, the city is threatened by unconvincing earthquakes in this dreadful adventure film. As miners do some activities vaguely reminiscent of fracking, they utter the phrases, "Move it!",…

NETFLIX NASTIES: 3-Headed Shark Attack

A shark mutated by garbage goes on a rampage at an underwater research facility in this Asylum horror film. Some not-especially-important-to-the plot sexytime in a tent is intercut with unconvincing volleyball, then a guy challenges a woman…

FILM REVIEW: Ten (2014)

Ten women traveling on business find themselves in a vacant, supposedly haunted mansion on Spektor Island in the early 1970s, and no one is who they seem they are. Trapped in an empty house with a full wine cellar, the last ferry has gone…