STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Beyond the Gates (2016)
Come on, guys. Stabford wants to be PUNISHED. Try harder.
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STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Halloweed (2016)
Halloweed is a Halloween horror movie featuring weed. We're through the looking glass here, people.
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: White Coffin (Ataúd Blanco)
Hey, this movie isn't very good!
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: American Poltergeist (2015)
"...when they aren't being trapped in an anachronistic sauna, poltergeist attack victims mysteriously bleed from the eyes, which is nearly 100% fatal in alleged poltergeist attacks."
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Death Race 2050
"It's hard to turn global famine into clickbait."
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Rescue Mediums
It's compelling and binge-worthy because it's so awful.
13 Worst Movies of 2016
These are the thirteen worst movies of 2016. Your results may vary. 1. Pandemic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FQ88BPzSTQ A virus causes zombie-like behavior around the world resulting in the collapse of civilization in this…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Most Likely To Die
Alumni gather at a friend's house for their 10-year reunion when they're stalked by a masked figure in this boring horror film. Most Likely to Die opens with a young woman who says, says, 'I feel so old' while driving her convertible sports…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House
A woman cares for an invalid novelist in a house haunted by the vengeful spirit of Stanley Kubrick and little else amidst tasteful decorations and incessant voiceover narration in this slowly-paced horror film. The film starts with 3…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: The Wicker Man (The Nicolas Cage One)
Nicolas Cage is mildly threatened by an secretive society of female apiarists in this tepid remake of the tepid 1970s cult film. Yes, I said it. The original Wicker Man isn't nearly as good as you think it is, but that's a discussion for…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Bigfoot (1997)
Hello, I'm Stabford Deathrage, and today we're going to review the documentary film Bigfoot from 1997, or Mystery Files: Bigfoot, or Bigfoot Monster Mystery, or The Monster Files: Bigfoot Mystery, or whatever it's being called right now.…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Hellevator
Regular people compete in 'horrifying' challenges in a slaughter house for cash prizes in this TV game show. Maybe you haven't really noticed, but in my opinion, the selection on Netflix might be the worst it has ever been. There's so…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES – Slow TV: Train Ride Bergen To Oslo
https://youtu.be/GTtVYUDbpW0 To commemorate the 100th anniversary of the Bergen Train Line, the entire journey from Bergen to Oslo is filmed by a static camera placed in the front car of a passenger train, as it makes its way through hilly,…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: They’re Watching (2016)
A home improvement reality TV show focuses on a house where a witch was burned at the stake in this cliched, derivative, 'found footage' horror film. In the Eastern European country of Moldova, a home improvement reality show sends a…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Zoombies (2015)
Animals in a high-tech zoo become zombies for some reason in this terrible Asylum horror film. A CGI primate goes into cardiac arrest, dies, and becomes a zombie for some reason. Attacking veterinarians in the face, it flings someone's…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015)
An explosion causes the reappearance of dinosaurs in a western mining town in this not-especially horrific horror film. An injured rodeo cowboy has the feels. Suddenly, there's a halfhearted bikini swim in a lake, and after a Wilhelm…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: The Ouija Resurrection
Theater-goers are preyed upon by the ghost of a child-eating monster unleashed from a Ouija board because why not in this nonsensical horror/comedy. After a brief recap from the first film reminding me how bad the first film was and the…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Little Dead Rotting Hood (2016)
NOTE: We did have a video for this, but then YouTube removed it. Why? Who knows. Because they're buttholes? Let's go with that. STABFORD DEATHRAGE'S NETFLIX NASTIES: Little Dead Rotting HoodIt's the video YouTube don't want…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Wrecker (2015)
Today we're going to wreck the horror film Wrecker. Two young women are pursued by a vengeful truck driver in this tepid remake of Steven Spielberg's classic TV-movie Duel. After a lengthy and tedious opening sequence of a man worrying over…
STABFORD DEATHRAGE’S NETFLIX NASTIES: Night of the Wild (2015)
Dogs attack after a poorly-rendered meteor crashes in a small town in this unintentionally hilarious Asylum film. Chunks of green-glowing meteor no one seems to notice causes dogs to change into killers amidst excessive shaky cam and a…