Stabford Deathrage

Years and years ago, back when people still went to the video store to rent movies, I was strolling through my neighborhood with a bunch of wacky rentals when I encountered my neighbor, who just happens to be my arch-nemesis. He noticed my…

Two young men run from some sort of vague apocalypse involving invisible motherships while mommy searches for them in this perplexing sci-fi film.

Stabford is back with yet more terrible nonsense found on Netflix.

Kate Beckinsale walks around an enormous, leaking, haunted mansion she bought which she's apparently never seen before in this disappointing horror film.

Come on, guys. Stabford wants to be PUNISHED. Try harder.

Halloweed is a Halloween horror movie featuring weed. We're through the looking glass here, people.

Hey, this movie isn't very good!

"...when they aren't being trapped in an anachronistic sauna, poltergeist attack victims mysteriously bleed from the eyes, which is nearly 100% fatal in alleged poltergeist attacks."

"It's hard to turn global famine into clickbait."

It's compelling and binge-worthy because it's so awful.

These are the thirteen worst movies of 2016. Your results may vary. 1. Pandemic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FQ88BPzSTQ A virus causes zombie-like behavior around the world resulting in the collapse of civilization in…

Alumni gather at a friend's house for their 10-year reunion when they're stalked by a masked figure in this boring horror film. Most Likely to Die opens with a young woman who says, says, 'I feel so old' while driving her convertible…

A woman cares for an invalid novelist in a house haunted by the vengeful spirit of Stanley Kubrick and little else amidst tasteful decorations and incessant voiceover narration in this slowly-paced horror film. The film starts with 3…

Nicolas Cage is mildly threatened by an secretive society of female apiarists in this tepid remake of the tepid 1970s cult film. Yes, I said it. The original Wicker Man isn't nearly as good as you think it is, but that's a discussion for…

Hello, I'm Stabford Deathrage, and today we're going to review the documentary film Bigfoot from 1997, or Mystery Files: Bigfoot, or Bigfoot Monster Mystery, or The Monster Files: Bigfoot Mystery, or whatever it's being called right now.…

Regular people compete in 'horrifying' challenges in a slaughter house for cash prizes in this TV game show. Maybe you haven't really noticed, but in my opinion, the selection on Netflix might be the worst it has ever been. There's so…

An explosion causes the reappearance of dinosaurs in a western mining town in this not-especially horrific horror film. An injured rodeo cowboy has the feels. Suddenly, there's a halfhearted bikini swim in a lake, and after a Wilhelm…