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World Cup Preview – Group H

Alex McInnes brings an end to his awesome coverage of the World Cup groups with his verdict on Group H. Group H BELGIUM I’ve been excited about this young team for a good three or four years now and I sincerely hope they…

World Cup Preview – Group G

Alex McInnes' previews of the World Cup reach Group G, featuring Ghana, USA, Portgual and Germany. Group G GERMANY Three time champions, ‘Die Nationalmannschaft’ will be making their 17th appearance at a World Cup…

World Cup Preview – Group F

Alex McInnes brings another World Cup preview with his verdict on Group F. Group F ARGENTINA ’La Albiceleste’ had little trouble in qualifying from the CONMEBOL section, losing just two out of sixteen qualification games.…

Pipe Down: Why Pan Pipes Are the Tits

Today my eyes were opened to the world of the pan pipes. I finished work, threw off my clothes, opened a beer, munched down some Mini Cheddars and sat down YouTubing pan pipe covers of popular songs from days gone by. It was glorious.…

World Cup Preview – Group E

Alex McInnes has you covered with his guide on Group E at this year's World Cup. Group E SWITZERLAND I was somewhat surprised to learn that this will be the tenth appearance at a World Cup finals by ‘Schweizer Nati’. They seem to be…

World Cup Preview – Group D

Mr McInnes continues to salivate about this year's World Cup by taking a look at England's group: Group D. Not that we're favouring them above the mighty Costa Rica or anything. Group D URUGUAY Surprisingly Uruguay only…

Happy Birthday, Yaya!

So a little birdie told me it was a certain Premier League superstar’s birthday last week, woohoo! Or not. Manchester City’s Yaya Touré turned 31 last Tuesday and you know what, apparently his employers did not wish him a happy birthday.…

World Cup Preview – Group C

Alex McInnes discusses what to expect from Group C at the 2014 World Cup. Group C Colombia, Greece, Cote D'Ivoire, Japan COLOMBIA ‘Los Cafeteros’ or ‘The Coffee Growers’ to you and me, finished second in the CONMEBOL World Cup…

World Cup Preview – Group A

Alex McInnes looks forward to what to expect from Group A at this year's World Cup. As the World Cup is just over a month away from kicking off in Brazil, I suddenly feel that rush of excitement at the prospect of a superb summer…

R.I.P Ultimate Warrior

ULTIMATE WARRIOR 16/6/1959 - 8/4/2014 James Brian Hellwig is and will forever be a legend in the Wrestling world. Known for his neon make up and attire, vein poppingly intense promos and most of all his wrestling prowess, the man from…

On the Road: Berlin – The Final Leg

Alex McInnes' tales from Berlin come to a close for the On the Road series. I’d like to mention something about Germany concerning its image. There are still a lot of misconceptions, people who think only about the Nazis when it comes to…

Gok McInnes’ Chav Fashion Fix

Alex McInnes takes an irreverent and satirical look at chav fashion. There is a trend sweeping the nation. I couldn't pinpoint the genesis of this fashion trend but I have been noticing it more and more regularly over the last couple of…

On the Road: Berlin – History

Alex McInnes takes a walk through the history of Berlin for the On the Road series. As I mentioned, a big draw to Berlin for me was the history. Monday was spent monument and museum hopping. I first made my way in to the centre of the…

On the Road: Berlin – Arrival

Alex McInnes continues the On the Road series with his account of his stay in Berlin. As I sit here in my hotel room on Ulhandstrasse with 23hr58mins left in this wonderful city, I find myself feeling the urge to document my stay in this…

What’s Up with the FA Cup?

I remember a time when the FA Cup used to mean something. It was the pinnacle of English football and was held in even higher regard than the League by many. It’s the unpredictability of the draws that appeals the most, pitting minnows…

How To: Be Less of a Dick

Alex McInnes brings you some life advice on how to not be such a massive helmet in 5 easy ways. I work in retail so I encounter arseholes on a daily basis. I’ve narrowed it down, for every one nice customer there are eight…

Dear Football

Football is just something that I grew up with, something that has always been a constant in my life, something that has brought me hours of entertainment and enjoyment, and something that has taken me to the highest of highs to the lowest…