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The Call of the Wild REVIEW – A Touching Take On A Classic Tale
CGI or not, this dog is hella cute.
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Gretel & Hansel REVIEW – A Grim Take On A Grimm Fairy Tale
Gretel & Hansel has a decent story with a good cast, but an incessantly dark atmosphere makes it a tough film to watch.
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Like A Boss REVIEW – A Powerless Comedy About Power
Like A Boss tries and fails to deliver a comedy about two friends rising up in the real world.
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Last Christmas REVIEW – We Give You Our Heart
Last Christmas is a Christmas story in every sense and proud of it.
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Midway REVIEW – Misses Its Mark
While it has its share of battle sequences, too many subplots and characters hurt the overall quality of the film.
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Countdown REVIEW – A Race Against A Waste of Time
Countdown is simply not worth counting down for.
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America’s Wars and Their First Movies
Not all of these are classics, let's just say that.
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Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus REVIEW – A Treat For Zim Fans
Enter the Florpus is a perfect continuation of a beloved series.
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Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling REVIEW – A Long Overdue Take On Today’s Insanity
Rocko isn't out of place in modern times.
Roland Emmerich’s Midway Trailer Looks Explosive — And That’s About It
You know what you're in for.
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Crawl REVIEW – Nibbles More Than It Bites
Don't go crawling to watch this one.
