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Can you imagine what would happen if people tried to make these games based in North Korea now?
"I guess I'm just stunned that the bar still manages to get lower, just when I thought it couldn't."
The Dark Tower really isn't as bad as people say. It's not AMAZING, but it isn't bad.
Grady was not a fan of Valerian. Not one bit.
A decent horror-thriller, you could certainly do worse than Wish Upon.
It's a Will Ferrell movie. You know exactly how this is gonna go.
Another shark movie, another decent waste of your time. 47 Meters Down is worth a watch, if nothing else.
"In the wake of today's Free Speech Wars, it seems that we've lost touch with what it means to be truly satirical."
Now the dust has settled, let's look back on the worst decision Bill Nye ever made with his, erm, sex junk.
Looking back at Thomas M. Sipos' Vampire Nation, a cult classic book you might not have had the pleasure of…
"If Tommy Wiseau can do it, then dammit, it’s just a matter of time before you do it as well."