Want Tom Nook To Read Your Thoughts? Try This Beanie

Delicious neurons, yes, yes.

Tom Nook

Tom Nook. Something is wrong with Tom Nook. Whether it’s his sloppy understanding of capitalism or how he was even capable of transporting a bunch of animals to desert islands (where is the documentation, Tom?), Tom Nook is not quite right.

So why not put him on your head and allow him to consume your thoughts, your fears? The sleepy-eyed tanuki will adorn an officially licensed by Nintendo beanie due for release this May.

Nook Beanie

Releasing on May 29th via Controller Gear, the Tom Nook beanie is a good gift for anyone wanting to have Animal Crossing on the brain more than it already is. Yes, we may not be in ideal beanie weather or even be able to go outside to show it off to people, but that shouldn’t stop you.

Featuring a 2-5/8 inch flat knit cuff with 100% acrylic fibers, the beanie should fit most sizes thanks to it stretching up to eight inches wide. Probably not big enough to fit the heads of our in-game villager, though.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is out now exclusively for the Nintendo Switch. From our review:

“New Horizons is a great continuation of an already fantastic series of games, and paying back Tom Nook’s loan has never been so fun.”

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