There is currently a stream on YouTube where you can watch a DVD screensaver hit the corner.
I don’t know quite what else I need to say, but I can say that it’s the event of the year with people from around the globe coming together to witness an event more breath-taking than any northern lights or moon landings.
“Pretend you’ve lost your remote, or just woken up after watching a dvd with this exciting simulation of the dvd logo bouncing around the screen and maybe hitting a corner…”
At this time of writing, it’s hit the corner 12 times out of a possible 6849, but the corner counter is apparently broken.
Why are you still here? There’s no way we can entertain you more than this.