As much as The Last Bastion might have humanised the omnic relic, it’s quite hard to forgive Bastion when he is sat on top of the payload and constantly forcing you into a re-enactment of the opening scene from Saving Private Ryan. Instead of turning to therapy, here’s what you can do instead: build a Lego Bastion and take him apart piece by damn piece.
Piggy Brother have created a new stress ball using painstaking detail to make Bastion out of regular pieces of Lego. It’s pretty spot on – even Ganymede gets his turn in the spotlight.
As cute as these are, Bastion is still the first hero on the Overwatch I would blast into the sun given the chance. Sorry, bro, it’s not you, it–it’s totally you. Cut it out.