Jeff Goldblum “Finds A Way” Into Jurassic World Evolution
Jeff Goldblum is an eccentric treasure too pure for this world, and today’s news proves that. In a short, 30 second video, Goldblum revealed that he will be reprising his iconic role of Dr Ian Malcolm from the Jurassic Park series for the upcoming Jurassic World Evolution video game.
Evolution, which is being made by the Elite Dangerous developers Frontier, allows you to build your own dinosaur themed tourist attraction, which is hopefully more successful than the prior attempts that the movies have shown. They never learn, do they?
According to the video, Dr Ian Malcolm “will be around to guide players through their decision-making process”, which indicates that he’ll serve as the tutorial guide and general park adviser. Whilst your scientists are pre-occupied with whether or not they could, he’ll be the one stopping to think about whether they should.
Of course, this won’t be the only time this year that Goldblum will step back into the role of Dr Ian Malcolm, as he’s also appearing in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom when that releases in June. Jurassic World Evolution will be available on PS4, Xbox One and PC, though no release date has been specified. Despite that, it’s already been given 10/10 Goldblums, which makes it the greatest game ever made. Get fucked, Ocarina of Time.