5. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj – ‘Bang Bang’
LOUD NOISES.
4. Rita Ora – ‘I Will Never Let You Down’
At the risk of sounding a bit Regina, Rita Ora is never going to happen in America. This effort to crack the biggest of eggs falls totally flat, just like the 456 other times that the poor country has had the Kosavo-born Rihanna-lite singer forced on them. The uninspired lyrics and lazy beat doesn’t help the poor lass, and that’s without even mentioning the autotune.
3. Nickelback – ‘Edge Of A Revolution’
The more I listen to this, the more I think that Chad Kroeger must have shared a guilty tryst with James Hetfield once upon a time. After going their separate ways but both suing anything that moves, Kroger’s basically trying to rekindle the romance that could not be by imitating the Metallica man entirely in an effort to get his attention. What’s worse is that the WWE used this as a PPV theme song this year, but let’s just pretend I didn’t know that.
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