10 Dino Erotica Books You Should Be Reading Right Now

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Everyone loves dinosaurs. And everyone loves sex. So why not put them together? Yup, sex and dinosaurs. It’s like peanut butter and jelly, only with roaring orgasms.

But no one wants to read about dinosaurs having sex with dinosaurs. Extinct reptile sex is hardly anyone’s fantasy. But dinosaurs having sex with humans? Who hasn’t fantasized about banging a T-Rex or Triceratops?

Yes, thankfully, dino erotica is a thing. It’s enhanced the hell out of many lives. It’s restored relationships and made people achieve the greatest orgasms available to humans. There are even people who were told they’d never have another orgasm who’ve been able to climax like crazy thanks to the ravaging of a velociraptor.

And it’s all thanks to a few brilliant minds who dared to imagine what it might be like if giant lizards and humans screwed each other. But where does one begin when trying to get into dino erotica? Which books will make you the horniest? We’re here to take the mystery out of this sexy new genre. Since every author fancies him/herself as an expert in dino erotica these days, it can be hard to get sift through the crap. Here are the top ten dino erotica books you need to get your claws on today.


10. Pimp Dino by Tani Fredricks

It’s technically a sequel, but this dino love story more than stands on its own. Timmy is a horny allosaurus capable of delivering more pleasure than the biggest orgy ever. But beyond that, Timmy is a tender lover, and he and Shanna were made for each other. It’s more than just girl-on-dino sex. It’s a statement about how love knows no boundaries, including size, species, and time. It’s almost like the Pretty Woman of dino erotica.


9. Rammed by the Raptor by Adriana Lovely

It might sound vulgar, but this is another touching love story wrapped up in heart pounding sex. A woman falls in love with a dinosaur’s cock. But here’s the twist: he’s not really a dinosaur. He’s a man who can transform himself into a dinosaur. Can love survive such double identities? This powerful tale takes the boy-next-door story to the next level. And at only 9 pages, you can read it while taking a dump.


8. Dino Park After Dark by Christie Simms and Alara Branwen

What happens to Dino Park after dark? Well, the same thing that happens to everything after dark. It turns into a torrid inter-species love affair. These dinos are the horniest of beasts, but they may have just met their match in some very sexy women. If you though 50 Shades was hot, you haven’t seen anything yet.


7. T-Rex Butt Revenge by Laurent Jarr

If you’re looking for dino revenge porn, you can’t beat this tale. Who hasn’t dreamed about getting back at a cheating lover by transforming into a vicious dinosaur? This book will make you more loyal and hornier than ever.


6. A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay by Hunter Fox

This book is a groundbreaking work of gay dino erotica. It’s about money, lust, and finding one’s true self. Sometimes it takes a dinosaur with a giant penis and a lot of money to bring out your true colors.


5. Taken by a Billionaire Dinosaur: Part Two: Jurassic Boner by Whitney Fox

This book is much sexier than the first installment. After Kate was humiliated by her billionaire dino boss, she is ready for her revenge. Guaranteed to be the sexiest revenge tale you ever read. There’s rough sex, oral sex, cream pies, and more. This is like real Count of Monte Christo revenge action, only with lots of moneyshots.


4. Satisfied by a Stegosaurus by Richard Bacula

Don’t let the title fool you. This stegosaurus can do a lot more than simply satisfy. Bacula’s dino erotica debut is a raunchy dino sex feast that delves into the ancient rituals of civilization. It’s a cutting-edge work of historical dino erotical fiction that will give you a cultural education like nothing you’ve read before. Think History Channel meets YouPorn.


3. Taken by a T-Rex by Christie Simms and Alara Branwen

This is the most famous and quite possibly most beloved work of dino erotica. It gets the number 3 spot mainly because it put the genre on the map. It’s a bold tale about how far humans have to go to find satisfaction. Sometimes it takes a giant T-Rex with a massive lizard dick.


2. Taken by the Pterodactyl by Christie Simms and Alara Branwen

This is Simms and Branwen’s best work of dino smut. It’s a book driven by the carnal spirit hiding deep within all of us. Sometimes it takes a giant winged lizard to bring it out of us. You’ll have at least 17 orgasms as you venture through these 17 pages of pure ecstasy.


1. The Bodice Raptor by Pebbles Rocksoff

This will surprise many longtime dino erotica fans, but it shouldn’t. This sexy tale of time travel and dinosaur lovemaking truly captures the essence of passion. While other dino erotica books contain scenes of giant dino cocks and screeching orgasms, The Bodice Raptor makes you feel like you are being penetrated by a raptor. It’s rare for words in a book to have this sort of effect on the reader. Unlike most dino erotica, it doesn’t contain cheesy and cliche love scenes. This is so raw that even a T-Rex would need a case of lube to get through it. Pebbles Rocksoff is the true master of dino-on-human action.


There you have it. The ten best dino erotica books available. If you want pleasure, go read one now. And the best part? These books are so damn short you can read all of them in the amount of time it would take to read a single real book.

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