We’re Live-Blogging Darryl’s Bargain Hunt Appearance Because It’s Our Destiny

Darryl Edge

Darryl Edge, the copper-haired maverick who is Marvin The Paranoid Android come to vivid life, is appearing on BBC’s Bargain Hunt today at 12:15. To commemorate our sadboy’s appearance on national television, we are dropping all commitments and live-blogging it because we feel it’s what we have been working towards as a site for these past five years.

Join us, and watch along live on iPlayer or your “television” if you are in the UK.

Event
Darryl on t'telly
Location
BBC
Start time
12:15
Event status
Finished
Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
1:04 PM

This was fun. 

 

I am sure we will be seeing Darryl on How Clean Is Your House or Wife Swap any day now. 

 

Until next time!

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
1:03 PM

Here are some random screens I got that show off Darryl's glory

 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
1:03 PM

Let us know in the comments which British TV shows we should sign up for next. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
1:00 PM

Can I have another hour of that please?

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:59 PM

STOMPED 'EM

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:59 PM

And that was the episode, where our champions have returned home victorious after vanquishing those pesky reds and their love of cats. Good job boys!

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:58 PM

 

GLORY TO KATE AND HER GALAXY BRAIN

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:57 PM

Well done everyone, but especially to the Blue Team. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:57 PM

They might win!

 

(the thumbnail kinda gives it away)

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:57 PM

HAHAHA, that reaction. Please someone gif that!

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:56 PM

mouseman

 

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:56 PM

COME ON MOUSE THING! PLEASE MOUSE THING! SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH MOUSE THING!

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:55 PM

 

Heartbreak

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:54 PM

"I laugh at people like me on TV!" Oh Darryl, you beautiful man. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:54 PM

 

Be gentle with us

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:53 PM

BIG oof on that poker set. Said it was a gamble. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:52 PM

Stumbled out the gate on that Vodka bottle. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:52 PM

I've decided all auctions would be more interesting with the Jet Set Radio soundtrack playing from somewhere

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:52 PM

COME ON YOU BLUES! COME ON YOU BLUES!

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:52 PM

Surely this is cheating? It's like summoning a god. 

 

Long lad

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:51 PM

Valued at £40-80, made £120. Fair play, weird flower ring, fair play. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:49 PM

Another big L for the red team, who bought a whistle keychain thing that could summon the Hereditary demon. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:49 PM

£65 loss for the Reds. Bonus Buy is a weird-ass ring. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:48 PM

Big L for the red team, losing half of their investment on a pricey vase that could've come from BHS

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:47 PM

getting withDarryls here, haven't seen him in at least three minutes

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:47 PM

Reds off to a £25 loss. C'MON THE BLUES!

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:46 PM

Don't you dare criticise the blue team's choices, slightly more demure Gary Oldman. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:45 PM

Bella and Monty update: They've started snoring. Carry on. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:45 PM

I have no idea if this live-blog is working properly but it's all nonsense anyway

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:45 PM

Honestly, that medicine bottle was probably used to serve vodka in a hipster dive bar. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:43 PM

Pretty sure the lads and Kate went to the pub after this. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:43 PM

No, it was a medicine jar. Same thing. 

 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:43 PM

Auctioneer Peter Robinson isn't ready for the pure charisma that is TJ and Darryl: Masters of the Universe. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:42 PM

Did Darryl and TJ really just buy an old bottle of vodka

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:41 PM

Long lad 1

 

I don't know what the countdown was for but my blood pressure is SPIKING. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:41 PM

That Poker Compendium seems like a bit of a "gamble". 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:40 PM

"Photo finish."

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:39 PM

Darryl is getting overwhelmed. SOMEONE GET HIM A WARM MILK

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:38 PM

DOWN TO THE WIRE ACTION HERE! 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:38 PM

Look at the glide of those oaks as he walks. What a man. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:38 PM

"How did you wind up on Bargain Hunt, Darryl?"

 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:37 PM

Darryl's poor heart. It almost exploded through his chest at the price. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:36 PM

HE'S BACK

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:36 PM

 

Pictured, my pets Bella and Monty being utterly invested in this riveting episode of Bargain Hunt. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:34 PM

A little break from Darryl here. Makes sense. 

 

Grandmothers of Britain can only handle so much Darryl. He is too much man for the best of us. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:33 PM

Pocket sundials, for the hipster who doesn't believe in clockwork. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:33 PM

Long lad

Cultured Vultures does not endorse the use of a coinflip to decide your finances. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:31 PM

"Okay," says Darryl, with the determination of a young boy who wants his sweets. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:31 PM

A head or tails challenge? TJ is a maverick. These lads deserve to win millions. No, we're not biased. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:30 PM

The smug face of a man who speaks three words of Latin.

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:29 PM

"17 and a Gentleman's Handshake, sir?"

Darryl, you silver tongued devil, you. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:29 PM

"17 and a Gentleman's Handshake, sir?"

Darryl, you silver tongued devil, you. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:29 PM

Look at the length on this lad!


Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:29 PM

Look at the length on this lad!


Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:28 PM

Mark seems at his wit's end. Kate is in, well, Bliss. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:27 PM

The blue team should take advantage of the red team's cat obsession by throwing a rogue papillon into the mix and seeing how they react. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:26 PM

Montage of Darryl touching his face deep in thought required. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:26 PM

This episode was well timed, given the recent Cats trailer. Except Darryl's shirt looks better than the film's CGI. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:25 PM

TJ = alpha Bargain Hunter, able to smell an antique from several acres away. 

Darryl = just happy to be here. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:25 PM

TJ = alpha Bargain Hunter, able to smell an antique from several acres away. 

Darryl = just happy to here. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:25 PM

Sheila's frown < Darryl's frown.

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:23 PM

Super-fan TJ likes his Bargain Hunt. Darryl must prefer Dickinson's Real Deal. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:23 PM

Look at this red team, completely unaware that they are getting dangerously close to the

 

Edge. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:22 PM

Can the rest of this episode just be Darryl frowning at things please? 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:22 PM

"Alas, poor Yorick, I knew that vase well."

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:21 PM

Nothing could be as gory as that shirt, Darryl. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:20 PM

Image provided without caption. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:20 PM

Darryl, the voice of reason, hoping things don't get a bit violent. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:19 PM

There's challenges now? Bargain Hunt has changed since I were a lad. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:19 PM

Neither of these are Darryl, so I don't care. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:18 PM

Also, Darryl isn't kidding about being a tall boy. The size of that lad. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:18 PM

Darryl there, already looking suitably confused. 

 

God, I love him. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:17 PM

LOOK AT THAT WINNING SMILE!

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:17 PM

Not sure who the presenter is, but I will die for her. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:17 PM

Red team likes cats. Blue team is blind. We're sold. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:17 PM

At LEAST five golf courses? 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:16 PM

IT'S GO TIME

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:16 PM

Side note: The Bargain Hunt theme is a bit of a bop. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:16 PM

Oh, Ash and I will be live-blogging at the same time, so excuse any confusion as we have not prepped for this whatsoever. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:15 PM

It's go time. 

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:14 PM

Interesting to see a programme about embezzlement before Darryl's appearance because he is going to take every single penny Bargain Hunt has. 

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:13 PM

Less than 2 minutes until Darryl's time to shine. #GoBlueTeam

Jimmy Donnellan
Jimmy Donnellan
July 19, 2019
12:12 PM

Hello and welcome!

Are kid Darryl is on the BBC, so let's watch along and witness the birth of a supervillain, shall we? 

 

Bargain Hunt, 1PM, BBC One

Ashley Bates
Ashley Bates
July 19, 2019
12:10 PM

A small teaser, courtesy of Bargain Hunt's Twitter account.

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