Taylor Swift and Kanye West to End Feud at Summerslam 2016

Knowing that nothing is ever accomplished in a war of words, Taylor Swift and Kanye West have decided to end their feud in a WWE ring at SummerSlam 2016.

The pair’s bitter rivalry will culminate in a tables match at one of the wrestling world’s biggest events. Their feud is the classic WWE storyline: boy-interrupts-girl, girl-becomes-famous, boy-humiliates-girl, girl-puts-boy-through-table.

Speaking on the major booking coup, Vince McMahon said:

“Well, we’re broke now. Booking the two bankrupted the company, but we have had 50,000 retweets about it since the news broke, so it was all worth it.

“I did ask Donald if he wanted to come back. He just mumbled something about building a wall and scuttled away with a brick and some paste.”

It’s rumoured that the pair may even continue to wrestle on the roster and it won’t just be a one-off affair at SummerSlam. According to reports, West and Swift will reform the Divas division sponsored by TMZ, which is believed will attract lots of attention and debate between fans despite their dispute having no real impact on anyone’s lives.

David Arquette has been confirmed as the special guest referee. Robocop was approached, but he was busy with a wall.

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