A booking agency in the United States have released (not leaked, weirdly enough) a full list of how much it would cost to book their clients and some of them might make you hold onto your savings accounts for dear life.
It’s not clear whether this is a current and updated list (As Tall As Lions broke up a while ago, for instance) which in that case, based against inflation rates, means that it might cost you even a few thousand more to book The Gay Blades or Solange Knowles for your nephew’s christening. Incidentally, the latter costs $20k to book and her sister, Beyonce, would cost almost a hundred times as much. Ouch. Maybe that’s what the elevator fracas was about?
There’s a bit of a trend going throughout the whole list and it’s that musicians are spoilt fucks who don’t deserve that much money for doing what they love for less than an hour. Since when has anyone been sane enough to book fucking TRAIN for $300k? Or how about one hit wondercunt Robin Thicke? That’ll be $250,000 please.
There are a few relative bargains, however. You can nick the excellent Wavves for as little as $5k and the indie darlings We Are Scientists for the pittance of $7k.
Take a little look at the bands below and let us know what you think.
Pocket Money
 Rainy Day Fund
Fuck it, Deb, we’ll just mortgage the house again
Ass to ass?
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