Humanity, it’s barely been a week. Can you not at least wait a little while before ruining something pure? This Pokémon Go erotica proves that no, we cannot, and we’re all going to Hell.
Chuck Tingle, author of some of our favourite dino erotica, has released a new book called, deep breath, Pokebutt Go: Pounded By ‘Em All. Oh my Jigglypuffs.
The blurb is as follows (WARNING: don’t read this at work or you may instantly orgasm and embarrass yourself):
Torbit is worried. After witnessing a slew of dazed roaming men and women buried in their phones, he’s beginning to think that this might be the start of a terrifying zombie film. Upon further investigation, however, Torbit realizes that they are all playing a hot new mobile game, Pokebutt Go.
Curious to see what all of the fuss is about, Torbit plugs in and sets out to capture a nearby Pokebutt within his own balls, but when he arrives at the location of this rare beast, Torbit suddenly realizes that he might have bitten off more than he can chew.
Now face-to-face with a handsome yellow bigfoot named Peebaroo, who sports a zig-zag tail, Torbit realizes that the only way to catch this majestic creature… is within the depths of his own butt.
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay Pokebutt action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and digital monster love.
Shucky Psyducky.
And an excerpt, just in case you weren’t sold enough already:
So, there you go. That’s some Pokémon Go erotica for you to digest and confess to your local church about reading. If you want it, it’s free on Kindle Unlimited
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