Poor Buscemi. First there was his public admittance about his distaste for Buscemeyes and now comes the unveiling of his Elementary School yearbook photo which is about as glorious as you’d think. With all this attention, it’s as if the poor guy’s a Kardashian. Just imagine though…
The photo was unearthed by Jesse David Fox of Vulture who said: “Steve Buscemi and my mom grew up in Valley Stream, Long Island, at the same time. They didn’t go to the same elementary school — Buscemi went to Clearstream; my mom went to Forest Road (where I also went years later) — but they shared a school district — District 30. As a result, they were in the same yearbook, which, fortunately, my mom kept.”
You ready for it? Close your window, shut the curtains and scroll just a little bit more to have your beliefs challenged.
Isn’t it everything you dreamed about and more?
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