Presenting today’s nominee for the Pointless Bullshit of the Year Award: you can now download a free Sanic the Hedgehog t-shirt for your avatar in Sonic Forces, for some ungodly reason. In other news, Kermit now rides a unicycle and refers to himself as “Dat Boi”.
Just in case you thought this was some Thanksgiving induced food coma/fever dream, the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account confirmed that this is indeed real, coupled with a picture of the creepiest avatar they could probably find. Look at the cold, emotionless eyes. They’ve seen things, like all the awful Sonic Fan-Art.
Get ready to go fst. The “Sanic T-shirt” is now available for free download in Sonic Forces! (Yes, it’s real.) pic.twitter.com/OzIXyVwgCf
— Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog) November 25, 2017
If you’re unaware of the “Sanic the Hedgehog” meme, then I’m amazed you’re able to receive internet at the rock you reside underneath. It’s basically a bad MSPaint version of Sonic that informs you of his never ending compulsion to go fast. Damn speed addict.
Still, no matter how pointless and utterly stupid this t-shirt might be, it’s now become the best thing about Sonic Forces by default. Our review of the game left us with more than a sour taste, making us wish that SEGA would just abandon the 3D era and just hand over the reins to the Sonic Mania team. At least they were able to make a decent game.
If you must insist on seeing the Sanic shirt in action, you can download it for free on the PlayStation Store, the Microsoft Store and the Nintendo eShop.
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