Hey, Kilroy! How are you? What was the last thing you ate and what would you rate it out of ten? I started my day by eating a deli turkey sub that I made while half awake and with a caffeine headache that begins upon opening my eyes. 10/10
What’s your favourite video game? The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker.
I play Wind Waker almost every night with my daughter, using the same memory card I bought when I bought the GameCube specifically for the game back in 2002.
What drew you to CV? A buddy of mine, Gabriel Ricard, has often tried to get me to write for CV, mostly because I write all the goddamn time, and write stupid shit that people seem to like despite all reason. I am notoriously lazy about my writing, and thus refused out of apathy, until one day he noted CV was opening a wrestling section. If there is one thing that I love more than being lazy, its opining about rasslin’.
Where else can we find you? (this is where you pimp yourself) I have a podcast in which I opine about rasslin’, shocking, I know. DorkChat Radio is available on iTunes, SoundCloud and virtually anywhere you can download or stream podcasts. My co-host, Bryant Crawley and I have known each other since high school (damn near 20 years now) and love to argue about wrestling and other subjects as nerdily as possible. The podcast itself is a sequel to a previous one we did that was at the beginning of podcasts becoming a ‘thing’, but was so terribly produced I have hopefully wiped memory of it from the planet. No one needs three hour live RAW podcast coverage. No one.
Aside from the podcast, you can catch me acting in multiple low budget horror films including “The Jester”, “Skeleton Key 3” and the remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space titled “Plan 9”. Before you troll me, I know the movies are super low budget, that’s why I love them.
Who would win in a fight: a kangaroo with one punching hand or a crocodile missing half of its teeth? Crocodile still has half his teeth. You’re fucked. Tick, tock, motherfucker.