Every so often, a game comes along that makes your eyebrows furrow and mouth fall agape at the realisation that yes, this is real. Someone made this.
Genital Jousting is one such game, but luckily for Devolver Digital, it’s actually quite a lot of fun too. The multiplayer game invites you to stick your semi-erect flopper up the poophole of other floppers and I am typing this, but I don’t really feel like I am.
In time for the most romantic day of the year, it’s just had a new update called ‘Date Night’, which allows players to embark on all kinds of lovely activities, such as eating picnics, watching TV, and forcefully ejaculating at targets in parks.
Is this really my job?
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