Say what you want about how strictly WWE is run, but as long as it means we avoid watching messy matches like these, it could prove to be a good thing.
I’m not taking anything away from the talent of these amateur wrestlers. Because there is none to begin with. I don’t think you should even attempt to be a wrestler unless you’ve had the years of training, and that’s just not because I’m being a health and safety dollard. These guys patently cannot wrestle:
– The table doesn’t break – The flame on the table goes out too easily – The guy in a skirt can’t even get the lid off the fuel canister – No sense of choreography