Top 3 Best Worst Horror Films Ever

This season to be a slutty cat, you could be forgiven for tucking up in bed with some vintage horror films and completely ignoring the local kids incessantly knocking on your door for Mini Eggs. Leave the broom where it is, it’s had enough of breaking up packs of rabid children to last a lifetime.

So, in the spirit of Dracula, Jesus and other famous horror characters, here are the films you have to watch to make your Halloween the perfect shitfest. Ranging from the so-bad-it’s-good to the so-bad-I-just leapt-out-of-a-window, this list is bound to round off your night perfectly after you tell the local children you “forgot” to buy sweets and are, in fact, a drunken mess watching half-eaten Parma Violets slither down onto your chest as you bash through season five of Friends.

3. The Wicker Man (2006)

Easily up there with the peak of Nic Cage’s acting career when he won an Oscar, his turn in this beautifully poignant remake would make Marlon Brando weep with jealousy.

Only joking, he’s fucking awful and this is evidenced by the fact that he is thoroughly out-acted by bees which is one of the most hilariously awful moments every committed to celluloid.

Nicolas Cage’s ratio for punching women in The Wicker Man x minutes on-screen is even more impressive than John Leslie’s efforts for his whole career – a fine achievement indeed.

2. Plan 9 From Outer Space

1. Troll 2

Hahahahahahahaha.

I tried to write about this but I can’t. There are so many shitastropically brilliant aspects to this film that it would be hard to mention one without veering off on a ridiculous tangent.

Please just watch this small snippet below if you appreciate everything that is terribly wonderful with the world.

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