Whether you’re a fan of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia or not, you have to appreciate just how different it is from your standard ba-dum-tsk comedy shows. You also kind of have to admit that the players are a bunch of assholes, especially Dennis.
The sociopath is at his finest when he’s talking about the unbelievably lecherous ‘The D.E.N.N.I.S. System’: a set of rules designed to sleep with naive and vulnerable women. Imagine Barney from How I Met Your Mother if he didn’t wear a suit and have any redeemable qualities.
As is the internet’s wont, an editor with a bit too much time on his hands has re-cut some of Dennis’ least proud moments and the results can only be described as Portrait-of-a-Killeresque.